Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Fierce in Wrath

So today is Tuesday...except it didn't feel like a Tuesday due to the Labor Day holiday yesterday. I admit, I found myself walking towards my Monday class at school today. Luckily, I realized (and corrected) my mistake before I embarrassed myself.

Anyway, as I sat down at my desk today, one of my hilarious classmates whispers to me: "...aaand who were we hired to assassinate today?" It took almost everything I had to keep a straight face.

To clarify, my wardrobe is akin to that of a Hollywood assassin. I always dress in tight dark clothing and finish the look off with some high heel boots. I've become somewhat famous in my little circle of friends as "the one who dresses like she was hired to kill everyone in this room."

I had a point for saying this. Let me remember what it was... oh, right.

I present to you, the sexiest alien man-lizard dude ever:

Thane Krios, drell assassin from the ME game series. He dresses in tight black leather (A+), has the deepest voice I've ever heard (A++), and pops his collar if you leave him standing there for long enough (A+++). Not to mention he is THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE. Well, apart from Commander Shepard, I suppose.

If you play as a female, you are able to...uh, develop a relationship with Thane. It's a sweet relationship, although there is a giant black cloud in the room. I won't get into what it is, less I rip my hair out. I quite like my hair, thank you very much.

Thane gives you a cute pet name if you are with him: Siha. According to him, Siha is "One of the warrior angels of the goddess Arashu. Fierce in wrath. A tenacious protector." You are gorgeous even though you blow up everything you set foot on. Ok, he didn't say that, but that's how I interpret it.

Anyway, I got to thinking. Mysterious. Sexy. Dangerous. Gorgeous.

Meet Siha, the frankenpolish. I told you I had a point.